Monday, February 26, 2007

Hello there you people!
First off I'd like to apologise for how much time has passed since my last post...life and the research intervened. Now, without further delay, we'll move right onto the next nugget of information that I will be feeding you all with.

I have spent these past few months trying and testing the perfect way to prevent spillage!!! The only problem is that I can't post the video on YouTube because apparently such a video would violate their terms and conditions.....inappropriate my bum! I can't seem to find the words to discribe the process due to my propensity for shyness. With that in mind, until YouTube allows me to upload that video, I'll be sharing little hints and tips that won't make me blush red like a person at the beach on a hot sunny day who forgot to apply sunscreen and subsequently burnt so now his/her face is extremely red.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Well...the research for my blog is going to be long and labourious!! I went to wikipedia and some other sites in attempt to compile a list of tips to help us guys but unfortunately the words "toilet tips" yeilded irrelevant results. An example of this would be toilet tipping where, if a friend is using a portable toilet or outhouse, one would push the portable toilet on it's side in the interests of a practical joke. It's amazing: on wikipedia you can't find important things like how to properly finish off (for guys) but can find useless imformation like "Toilet Tipping!!"
Astounding
Anyway...I think I may have to figure out these things through experience so wish me luck.
I'm off to over-hydrate myself to a huge degree
Goodbye

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

I was just thinking about something very interesting a few minutes ago...us guys get taught from a very early age to use the toilet properly. However, we never really receive training for the finishing off stages with regard to our equipment. We never learn the skills which prevent us from spilling on the toilet seat or even on our own pants! That seems to be dumb luck which stops us from doing these things on a regular basis...I'm busy doing research on proper techniques etc which I will include over the next few days....Stay tuned!!!