Kingdom Of Scott

Well...the research for my blog is going to be long and labourious!! I went to wikipedia and some other sites in attempt to compile a list of tips to help us guys but unfortunately the words "toilet tips" yeilded irrelevant results. An example of this would be toilet tipping where, if a friend is using a portable toilet or outhouse, one would push the portable toilet on it's side in the interests of a practical joke. It's amazing: on wikipedia you can't find important things like how to properly finish off (for guys) but can find useless imformation like "Toilet Tipping!!"
Astounding
Anyway...I think I may have to figure out these things through experience so wish me luck.
I'm off to over-hydrate myself to a huge degree
Goodbye

Posted by Scott Naude at 2:56 AM | Permalink | Comments

I was just thinking about something very interesting a few minutes ago...us guys get taught from a very early age to use the toilet properly. However, we never really receive training for the finishing off stages with regard to our equipment. We never learn the skills which prevent us from spilling on the toilet seat or even on our own pants! That seems to be dumb luck which stops us from doing these things on a regular basis...I'm busy doing research on proper techniques etc which I will include over the next few days....Stay tuned!!!

Posted by Scott Naude at 12:12 PM | Permalink | Comments